Gum Disease

She saw a little pink in the sink.
Eww.

Universal Studios Escape. "I want to get closer to my kids," says a mother sentimentally as she squeezes the children that flank her during what I can only assume is a scary 3-D movie. There's an earlier version of this commercial with the woman getting a massage from Frankenstein or something, saying dreamily, "I want to get pampered by natives." I hope I don't have to say anything about this other than that is seriously fucked.